If Hallmark is the cardigan-wearing aunt of the greeting card world, Dean Morris is the leather-jacketed, gin-drinking cousin who shows up late, swears too much, and still steals the show. For over two decades, Dean Morris Cards has been delighting the bold and offending the boring with its wildly inappropriate, hysterically honest cards — and a whole arsenal of hilarious extras.
This isn’t “awww”-inspiring papery sweetness. This is blunt British brilliance, slathered in sarcasm and sealed with a middle finger.
Where It All Began
Back in 1999, Dean Morris started out by putting cheeky captions on retro family photos — a move that launched a thousand snorts of laughter (and probably a few disapproving eye-rolls). Since then, the brand has exploded, becoming a cult favorite among those who like their humour raw, real, and absolutely filthy.
But Dean didn’t stop at cards. Oh no. He built an entire empire of rude, funny, and wildly relatable products that say everything you wish you could say — without getting fired.
Badges: Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Dean’s funny pin badges are the ultimate accessory for people who have thoughts — and no filter. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, dragging someone at Christmas, or just making it through Monday, these bold little buttons say it all. Rude, hilarious, and endlessly wearable, they’re the perfect passive-aggressive (or just aggressive) message to pin to your chest.
Going to a family gathering? Wear one that says “I’m only here for the food.”
Office party? Try “Don’t talk to me. Ever.”
Wearing your truth has never looked this good — or this rude.
Pens That Tell It Like It Is
Let’s face it — the only good reason to work in an office these days is funny pens. Dean’s collection of delightfully rude writing tools are perfect for calling out pen stealers, expressing your mood, or simply making yourself chuckle while pretending to take notes.
Messages range from low-key sarcasm to full-on NSFW, so whether you’re writing a shopping list or drafting your resignation, there’s a pen for every moment of mental breakdown or bureaucratic boredom. Honestly, if your stationery doesn’t scream “Back off Karen,” what are you even doing?
Wrapping Paper That Slaps (Literally and Figuratively)
And don’t even think about using boring gift wrap. Dean’s funny wrapping paper turns even the most underwhelming present into a masterpiece of mischief. There’s everything from vintage-inspired prints and funny cats to jaw-droppingly offensive designs that will have your nan reaching for the sherry.
Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, and Christmas birthdays (sorry, December babies), this UK-made wrap is your secret weapon to making gifts unforgettable — for better or worse. Whether you’re aiming for giggles, gasps, or full-on chaos under the tree, Dean’s wrap delivers.
One Brand. No Apologies.
Dean Morris doesn’t do boring. He doesn’t do beige. What he does do is craft a world where humour is honest, inappropriate is celebrated, and your true feelings come wrapped in a bow — possibly with a swear word or three.
So if you’re tired of fake sentiment, boring stationery, and gifts that whisper instead of roar, it’s time to dive headfirst into the wonderfully wicked world of deanmorriscards.co.uk.
Because sometimes the best way to say “I care” is with a badge that says “I tolerated your existence for another year.”